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★ WHAT'S HAPPENING ON 195 \u9733
LIVE PAYPHONE FEED
● LIVE
MOUNT LAUREL, NJ
WEATHER: LOADING...
★ TODAY'S COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY POLL \u9733
What is the best breakfast carb?
3. French toast100% 1 VOTE
1 MEMBER SURVEYED
MARGIN OF ERROR: WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.
COLLECTING DATA NOBODY REQUESTED SINCE 2026.
CALLER ID // LINE 195
● ACTIVE
7:24 Gordan S.+3 PTS114S
11:29 Margaret T.+2 PTS132S
8:47 Mike W.+3 PTS159S
8:40 Mike W.+3 PTS152S
8:37 Sarah G.+3 PTS124S
★ WHERE IN THE WORLD? ★
\u57102 WHERE IN THE WORLD IS FERRET?
HOTLINE 195 MISSING MEMBER ALERT
FERRET
ATTENTION ALL HOTLINE 195 MEMBERS!
If you are FERRET,
call HOTLINE 195 before 9:00 PM today
and claim your reward.
If you can provide proof of
FERRET's whereabouts,
call HOTLINE 195 and report your findings.
25 POINTS
FOR FERRET
10 POINTS
VERIFIED SIGHTING
⚠ CASE CLOSES OCTOBER 07, 2026 AT 9:00 PM \u9888
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★ CURRENT RANK LEADERS \u9733
♛ PLATINUM PLUS HYPER MEGA
Maria G.
3,616
♕ PLAT PLUS
Margaret T.
3,139
PLATINUM
Zach M.
1,936
GOLD
Jackson G.
944
SILVER
Jake F.
474
⚠ DISCIPLINARY CASES
0
ACTIVE CASES
★ HOTLINE LEADERS \u9733
\u56613 LONGEST ACTIVE STREAK
Allison P.
50 DAYS
⚡ MOST POINTS TODAY
Gordan S.
3 PTS
\u57093 EARLY BIRD
Gordan S.
7:24 AM
\u57113 NIGHT OWL
Margaret T.
11:29 PM
\u56960 MOST POINTS ' LAST 7 DAYS
Allison P.
380 PTS
☎ MOST CALLS ' LAST 7 DAYS
Allison P.
46 CALLS
\u56556 VOICEMAIL HOLDING FACILITY: 1 MESSAGE
GENERALS
COLONELS
MAJORS
Gordan S.
Zach M.
Lisa F.
Ryan G.
Graham G.
Dorothy M.
CAPTAINS
Jackson G.
Ryan M.
Steve C.
James S.
Mike W.
VIEW ALL RANKINGS >>
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★ PIZZA PALOOZA \u9733
CURRENT RAFFLE TICKET HOLDERS
1.Margaret T.107
2.Allison P.80
3.Maria G.52
4.Dorothy M.48
5.Mike W.47
6.Steve C.40
7.Graham G.39
8.Ryan G.35
9.James S.27
10.Lisa F.24
11.Zach M.23
12.Sarah G.15
13.Maureen S.12
14.Ryan M.12
15.Trisha G.12
16.Gordan S.8
17.Barbara V.5
18.Agnus H.4
19.Jason T.4
20.Kelly K.4
21.Rob F.4
22.Wayne B.4
23.Adrian D.3
24.Cara S.3
25.Carl L.3
26.Enrique S.3
27.Jackson G.3
28.Jake F.3
29.Joey M.3
30.Margo H.3
31.Ted C.3
32.Thurston H.3
33.Alexander K.2
34.Bruno K.2
35.Chad M.2
36.Elton J.2
37.Finley C.2
38.Lisa B.2
39.Scooter S.2
40.Anne H.1
41.Bruce W.1
42.Hank W.1
43.Joanna G.1
44.Mabel M.1
45.Mary L.1
46.Steve T.1
47.Sylvester H.1
TOTAL RAFFLE TICKETS: 658
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CURRENT RANKINGS
Updated: 08/25/2026 12:32 PM
Active Warning Pre-Ban Banned
★ NEW: WEEKLY RANK MAINTENANCE \u9733
BEGINNING SEPTEMBER 1
Maintaining your rank will require continued participation.
| RANK |
WEEKLY REQUIREMENT |
IF MISSED |
| SILVER |
5 POINTS |
-25 |
| GOLD |
10 POINTS |
-40 |
| PLATINUM |
15 POINTS |
-30 |
| PLATINUM PLUS |
25 POINTS |
-20 |
| Platinum Plus Hyper Mega and Higher
|
40 POINTS |
-10 |
Points may be earned through calls, directives, games, contests,
challenges and other qualifying Hotline activity.
Members who do not meet their weekly requirement will receive a
RANK MAINTENANCE DEDUCTION.
EARNING A RANK IS AN ACHIEVEMENT.
MAINTAINING IT REQUIRES PARTICIPATION.
MEMBERSHIP IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT.
PLATINUM PLUS HYPER MEGA ULTRA5000\'967499 PTS
♛ PLATINUM PLUS HYPER MEGA3500\'964999 PTS
1.Margaret T.4,501 pts
2.Allison P.3,859 pts
♕ PLATINUM PLUS2000\'963499 PTS
1.Gordan S.3,443 pts
2.Zach M.2,574 pts
3.Lisa F.2,490 pts
4.Ryan G.2,418 pts
5.Finley C.2,066 pts
6.Dorothy M.2,054 pts
PLATINUM1000\'961999 PTS
1.Scooter S.1,275 pts
2.Jackson G.1,215 pts
3.Ryan M.1,210 pts
4.Steve C.1,169 pts
5.James S.1,122 pts
6.Mike W.1,105 pts
7.Sylvester H.1,069 pts
GOLD500\'96999 PTS
1.Agnus H.906 pts
2.Michelle M.865 pts
3.Maureen S.858 pts
4.Sarah G.755 pts
5.Trisha G.751 pts
6.Carl L.696 pts
7.Thurston H.693 pts
8.Kelly K.690 pts
9.Bruce W.618 pts
10.Chad M.605 pts
11.Barbara V.579 pts
12.Bruno K.564 pts
13.Margo H.552 pts
SILVER50\'96499 PTS
1.Hank W.476 pts
2.Elton J.337 pts
3.Rob F.266 pts
4.Enrique S.167 pts
5.Alexander K.166 pts
6.Jason T.166 pts
7.Anne H.153 pts
8.Ted C.134 pts
9.John C.99 pts
10.Wayne B.90 pts
11.Mabel M.86 pts
JAIL0\'9649 PTS
1.Mary L.29 pts
2.Lester M.20 pts
⚠ PROBATION \u9888 PENDING HEARING
WHY ARE THESE MEMBERS HERE?
The members listed below failed to report for Tuesday Night Roll Call and are under disciplinary review pending a hearing.
HOW IS PROBATION CLEARED?
Each member must complete their hearing. Members formally placed on probation will be required to report to HOTLINE 195 once per day through the next Tuesday Night Roll Call. Failure to report as required may result in BANISHMENT FROM HOTLINE 195.
Earned rank and standing are suspended from public display while disciplinary proceedings are pending.
Adrian D.PENDING HEARING
Cara S.PENDING HEARING
Graham G.PENDING HEARING
Jake F.PENDING HEARING
Joanna G.PENDING HEARING
Joey M.PENDING HEARING
Lisa B.PENDING HEARING
BANNEDNO RANK
'Alyssa H.Inactivity
'Sarah F.Inactivity/ Missed 2 roll calls
'Jon-Michael V.Inactivity
'Vincent S.Inactivity
'Valorie K.Inactivity
'Melissa C.Inactivity
'Maria F.Violated Rule #4
'Sharon L.Inactivity
'Steve T.Inactivity/ Missed 2 roll calls
'Andrew B.Inactivity
'Billy B.Inactivity
'Frank T.Inactivity
'James H.Inactivity
'Jessica B.Inactivity
'Justin H.Inactivity
'Kristina V.Inactivity
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THE HOTLINE COMMANDMENTS
These rules must be read in a creepy, witness-protection-y kind of voice.
RULE #1
You do not talk about the Hotline.
RULE #2
You do not talk about the Hotline.
RULE #3
All members must call at least once per week to remain active.
RULE #4
Excessive sassiness will not be tolerated.
RULE #5
Respect the line.
RULE #6
The Operator's decisions are final.
RULE #7
No excessive breathing into the receiver, unless it is by the Operator.
RULE #8
Reserved for future use.
RULE #9
Reserved for future use.
RULE #10
Anyone heard using speakerphone may be disconnected.